MDR's Midweek Mutiny: CYOA 1

Editor's Note: This was written by DC's Middle Distance Runner. This is part of a series of posts that they are writing today. Continue to the bottom, to link to the rest.

Hi, we’re MIDDLE DISTANCE RUNNER, a pop band from DC, and we just hacked the shit out of this blog! See, look:

!$@#*(!)#*!@)#!*@#*! VIRUS! #@$@#*$@*)$* HACKING #$(#@*$@#($@*#$(@#$*@#$)(@*#$)@#*$@#)$*@*)$@

OK, we didn’t actually hack the shit out of this blog... that was just the first of several attempts at humor. Joe let us take control of its content for the day. That doesn’t mean we won’t be back in the future to hack the shit out of it, though! Sleep with one eye open, Joe. You bastard.

Anyway -- This is our first blog, so we have no idea what is acceptable/unacceptable while doing this. To demonstrate our overwhelming ignorance, we've made it in the style of a choose your own adventure book. We also blatantly ignored the Associated Press Style Book. We don’t even really know what the Associated Press Style Book is! We just heard some smart-looking guy with glasses talking about it the other day!

So yeah, here goes nothing:

You're hanging out at 7-11, waiting for the clerk to turn away so you can totally check out the latest Maxim Magazine without her thinking you’re a perv, when you notice a flyer blow by in the wind outside.

You don’t know why, but you NEED that flyer. Actually, you do know why. It’s because the author of this story made you think that. You run outside and snag it from its seemingly random flight path.

You look at the flyer:

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ADMIT ONE
!! PARTY WITH MDR AT HUGH HEFNER’S PLAYBOY MANSION !!
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Dear Reader,

Hello! We are the members of Middle Distance Runner, an indie-pop/rock outfit hailing from Washington DC . We are very professional people and aim to achieve the highest success possible for us and for our respective communities. We will all most likely join the PTA when we are older and have kids.

In the meantime, YOU’RE INVITED to party with us at the Playboy Mansion!! Bring this flyer and win a free iPod Nano!

For more information, please visit our website or myspace page:

Website
Myspace

As always, we thank you for your time and patience.

Sincerely,

Middle Distance Runner

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You have a decision to make. Do you go to the party?

If you decide to attend the party, CLICK HERE.
If you decide NOT to attend the party, CLICK HERE.



Check out the rest of MDR's Mutiny:
Intro
Ian's Loves and Hates
Stephen's Lyricists
Contest

Previous Versions of The Midweek Mutiny:
What Is This?
Faster Faster Harder Harder
Saturna
Low Red Land
Can Joann